Come To The Darkside Because We Don't Count Calories - Unisex AOP Cut & Sew Tee

$34.99 USD

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Do you get tired of all the different rules when it comes to eating? Eat more of this and non of that, well here on the Darkside we don't judge. Eat what you want because we don't count calories here. This Come to the Darkside tee will have them laughing out loud.


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Product Details

Uniquely textured, thick microfiber knit fabric of this high-quality t-shirt wicks perspiration rapidly away from the skin, drawing it to the surface where it quickly evaporates. A stylish look on the sports field or at a country club lunch.


  • 100% Polyester - This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
  • Light fabric (4.0 oz/yd² (113 g/m²)) / (6.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²)) 
  • Regular fit
  • Wide Side Seems - Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
  • Ribbed knit collar with seam - Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
  • Shoulder tape - Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
  • Tagless
  • Runs true to size


Care Instructions


Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.

Sizing Charts

         Imperial    S    M     L   XL   2XL   3XL 
Width, in 19.02  20.51  22.01  24.02  25.98  27.48 
length, in 29.02 30.00 30.98 32.01 32.99 34.02
Sleeve length, in   8.46 8.74 9.06 9.37 9.65  9.96
          METRIC      S   M     L    XL   2XL   3XL 
WIDTH, CM 48.30  52.10  55.90  61.00  66.00  69.80
LENGTH, CM 73.70 76.20 78.70 81.30 83.80 86.40
SLEEVE LENGTH, CM  21.50 22.20 23.00 23.80 24.50 25.30

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